Questions every woman should ask of their lover before becoming man and wife.

Courtesy of Meatloaf. (The correct answer is bold and in italics, just in case you’re wondering.)

Will you raise me up, will you help me down?
Will you get me right out of this godforsaken town?
Will you make it all a little less cold?

I can do that! I can do that!

Will you hold me sacred? will you hold me tight?
Can you colorize my life, Im so sick of black and white?
Can you make it all a little less old?

I can do that! oh oh, now I can do that!

Will you make me some magic, with your own two hands?
Can you build an emerald city with these grains of sand?
Can you give me something I can take home?

I can do that! oh oh now, I can do that!

Will you cater to every fantasy I got?
Will ya hose me down with holy water, if I get too hot?
Will you take me places Ive never known?

I can do that! oh oh now, I can do that!

I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now kiss the bride.  I mean any man willing to hold me down in holy water if I get too hot is a keeper.

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