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From the St. Paul Pioneer Press, here’s a story that’s equal parts amusing, sad and gross:
St. Paul police cited the 81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman and a female companion after officers reported seeing them engaged in a sex act in the parking lot of a popular pizzeria.
A person passing Red Savoy’s Pizza at 421 E. Seventh St. called police about 6:30 p.m. Tuesday and said two people were “having sex in a vehicle,” a police report said.
Officers issued citations to Norman B. Coleman Sr. and Patrizia M. Schrag, 38, for lewd and disorderly conduct. Schrag told police Coleman Sr. is her boyfriend.Â .Â .Â .
Beverly Coleman, the elder Coleman’s wife and the senator’s mother, said she was shocked to learn of the citation. .Â .Â . Her husband has emphysema, she said, and suffers from symptoms that could be the beginning of Alzheimer’s disease.