So basically, this article is telling me that I am the personality type that will never be able to lose weight.

Controlling and Methodical? Weight Loss is in Your Cards

According to their research, those with the most dramatic weight losses are people who are controlled, methodical and disciplined sticklers for structure and routine (aka “B” quadrant people). Punctual and neat, they always have a plan, timetable and calendar with appointments penciled in.

Oh wait! Help around the corner?

Not a “B” thinker? If your loose photos are not arranged neatly in an album (chronologically), don’t worry because there is actually a way to trick your brain into thinking more methodically (you can teach your brain new tricks). To learn how, just

  • Organize. Alphabetize your CDs. Then, a few days later, your spices. A few days after that, rearrange your closet, then your tax papers.
  • Timing. Keep a time log of your daily activities and start being punctual for every appointment.
  • Plan. It’s also helpful to follow a routine like jogging a certain course every other day, balancing your checkbook once a week.
  • Step-by-step thinking: Cook from a recipe exactly as it’s written, knit from a pattern, learn a computer program by following a tutorial or manual.

Ha ha ha…alphabetize my CD’s? My spices? How on earth will I ever find them that way?

Cook a recipe exactly as it’s written? Do people do this, really?

Ah, forget it, this article has demotivated me before I can even start. Although I am much more organized in my professional world, but not nearly in a time log kind of way. Sigh…

Why ask why?

The Whys of Mating: 237 Reasons and Counting

After asking nearly 2,000 people why they’d had sex, the researchers have assembled and categorized a total of 237 reasons — everything from “I wanted to feel closer to God” to “I was drunk.” They even found a few people who claimed to have been motivated by the desire to have a child.Who knew, for instance, that a headache had any erotic significance except as an excuse for saying no? But some respondents of both sexes explained that they’d had sex “to get rid of a headache.” It’s No. 173 on the list.

Others said they did it to “help me fall asleep,” “make my partner feel powerful,” “burn calories,” “return a favor,” “keep warm,” “hurt an enemy” or “change the topic of conversation.” The lamest may have been, “It seemed like good exercise,” although there is also this: “Someone dared me.”

You can nominate your own reasons at TierneyLab. You can also submit nominations for a brand new taxonomy: reasons for just saying “No way!” Somehow, though, I don’t think this list will be as long.

Strange things mystifying…

Last night I was in Lakewood, hanging out with Mark and his childhood buddy Mark who both drank lots o’ beers. Fun times. One of the thousands of random conversations involved “that guy, the one from the late, late show maybe I dunno 10 years ago?”

“AAAAugh! What’s his name again??? I liked him. What was his name. Damn, I need Google.”

No need for Google, on the drive home I heard on the radio that Tom Snyder died yesterday.

“That’s him! That’s they guy I was talking about last night.”

Weird coincidence, I haven’t ever brought this name up in conversation. And then suddenly…

"What you’ve been reading about in the papers and watching on television this week is not what we are about. "

Yeah, yeah, yeah. More of the same. Thanks for the apology in the Times though, I mean shifting of blame-logy.

An Apology From Albany

ELIOT SPITZER

Published: July 29, 2007On my first day in office, I brought my staff together and told them what our guiding principles must be: “First, we’re going to fight for what we believe in. And second, we’re going to maintain the highest ethical standards while doing it.”

Over the past few weeks, two members of my administration forgot that second principle — creating an appearance that the State Police were being used inappropriately.

 

Vacation, all I ever needed.

Easier Said Than Done: Death by Committee




Committees are meant to bring together expertise. What they actually do is pool incompetence. In the looking-glass world of committees, each member’s incompetence gets full hearing:• There’s always someone who says, “Too much copy. No one will read it.”

• There’s always a smart person who says, “Too emotional. People won’t respond. Make it more intellectual.”

• Then there’s an educated person who says, “You’re talking down to the donors. They’ll be insulted.”

• There’s at least one “formalizer.” You know the type: short words like “gift” become long words like “donation,” and colloquial words like “kids” become formal words like “children.” And you can’t start a sentence with a conjunction. Or use sentence fragments. Ever.

• There’s usually a brand cop with a straitjacket interpretation of brand standards.

• Then there’s someone who’s afraid of change.

• And someone else who’s allergic to anything that’s been done before.

• Have I mentioned lawyers? If you have one of those on the committee — well, let’s just start singing your project’s requiem right now.
How can we make it better?

Instead of giving up, try these three things:

1. Limit your comments. Hold your tongue and suggest changes only when you are squarely within your expertise and you have facts to back you up.

2. Work to enlighten fellow committee members. Bring in documentation from the experts. Build the case for fact-based judgment over opinion-based judgment.

3. Advocate restraint. You might be able to impact your committee’s culture and make it less destructive. Your fellow members likely are open to becoming a different kind of group for the good of your organization.

I know: That’s all much easier said than done. As long as the committee exists, it will behave as a committee. But the fundraising world needs fast, strong and intelligent horses as we face the challenges ahead. The committee as we know it isn’t going to give us that.

Young Nonprofit Workers Face Career Hurdles


As the Nonprofit 2020: Issues and Answers from the Next Generation conference begins today in Grand Rapids, Mich., Rosetta Thurman of the blog Perspectives from the Pipeline cautions the nonprofit world to recognize the challenges it faces in recruiting and nurturing young nonprofit professionals like herself.

Citing what she calls “some pretty fundamental leadership deficits in the nonprofit sector,” Ms. Thurman, director of development and finance at the Nonprofit Roundtable of Greater Washington, writes about the need for greater professionalism at the executive level.

Ms. Enright said that she believed the coming generational shift at the top levels of nonprofit organizations would result in greater emphasis on professionalism and effectiveness.

Burnout, Low Pay May Drive Young Charity Workers Away


Young charity workers cited burnout and low pay as the biggest reasons they might leave nonprofit work. When asked why they would not pursue leadership jobs, they cited concerns about the pressure from board members, grant makers, and heavy work burdens that face executive directors.”We need to think about ways to make these positions sustainable,” said Mr. Solomon, who presented the results. “Passion isn’t enough to keep people in these roles.”

Charities need to provide more support and professional-development opportunities to staff members at the middle-management level, so they aren’t forced to leave the nonprofit world in order to gain experience or pay their bills, conference participants said.

Young charity workers also expressed concern that there might not be high-level jobs opening up to them, even if they do feel prepared to take on more responsibility.

FRUIT FLIES?

But all I have out are two yellow delicious apples that are nowhere NEAR rotten!!! Damn fruit flies.

Today is a HUGE day of cleaning, so I will get you in the end fruit flies…OH YES I WILL.

Mark got up to go to Rochester this morning for class and to work later tonight and I’m working at home. I plan on cleaning…everything in sight, walking to the farmers market, grabbing a bite for lunch in the Village and spending the rest of the day blogging, reading and writing. Oh, and cooking. I still need to make that Barley Roasted Vegetable dish, if the veggies are still good in my fridge, which brings me to this topic.

To Refrigerate or Not: That is The Question from FitSugar

According to VegetarianTimes.com, some fruits emit ethylene, an odorless, colorless gas that speeds ripening and can lead to the premature decay of nearby ethylene-sensitive vegetables. So the first trick to keeping produce fresh is to separate produce that emits ethylene from produce that’s sensitive to it and know which to refrigerate and which not to refrigerate.

REFRIGERATE these gas releasers
Apples
Apricots
Cantaloupe
Figs
Honeydew

DON’T REFRIGERATE these gas releasers
Avocados
Bananas, unripe
Nectarines
Peaches
Pears
Plums
Tomatoes

OOPS! APPLES SHOULD BE REFRIGERATED, hence the little teeny flies. Now I know, and you do too. Happy Saturday everyone!

"Sequel?"

The Simpson Movie non-review by AllThingsJennifer

1. In the know about 27. Happy.

2. TWO EYEBALL SCENES within just a few short minutes. Ack! Not happy.

3. Spiderpig. Happy. (And I cannot get the song out of my head!)

4. A penguin made a brief appearance in the movie, but ended up dying. Not happy.

5. I loved the naughty bits.

6. Lisa. Awwwwwwwwww.

Overall, enjoyable.