Simba and the Penguin

This is my giant Simba Cat.

And this is my giant 3 foot stuffed penguin riding a Magical Trevor Cow.

I tried to take a picture of Simba Cat in action, but it turns out the cheap ass $88 camera I bought JUST LAST WEEK is already broken. Not even sure how, I went to grab it off the table, turned it on and walla! The corner of the screen was busted and all I saw was blackness. I had thought about returning it anyhow because it took craptastic photos for the most part, but now I have no choice.

ANYHOW. What did I see Simba Cat doing that made me rush to my camera? Oh, I saw him “humping” my three foot penguin on the couch, in perfect anatomically correct form. Scared the bejezus out of me. Totally blog worthy, if I had a damn camera that worked! Oh well, I will leave it up to you my resourceful readers to imagine the sight.

Bad Simba Cat. Poor trusting stuffed penguin…