All Things Jennifer

If I had the time, I could make a LONG list of all the things Hillary Clinton could be doing with her $6.4 MILLION DOLLARS instead of lending it to her now dead campaign. I’ll start and you can feel free to add on to the list in the comments below.

1. Provide charitable aid to Burma.

2. Donate money to pro-choice Democratic women running for election who have a chance of winning?

3. Buy Starbucks cards for your hard-working supporter and BIRTHDAY GIRL Kristina Wright.

4. Invest in some big oil company stock. I hear this market is hothothot.

5. Purchase a ridiculously large amount of these fabulous notepads to assist with the 2012 campaign.

6. Start hiring ghostwriters to write her next book?

7. More pantsuits! (Thank you Side of Pork.)

8. Buy every amusement park in the universe and spend the rest of days visiting every single one. (Thank you Audrey.)

9. Give it to me. I’ve got a swiss bank account, you can wire it no problem. (Thank you Audrey.)

10. Boy…… imagine what you could do re: global warming. You could help entire, multiple cities establish renewable energy resources. Or pay for free nation-wide recycling and composting. (Thank you Audrey.)

11. I bet I could get a really cool sewing machine, with 100+ stitches, with that much money…(Thank you Audrey.)