WordPress Survey

So I just quickly took the 30 second WordPress survey, I want them to know that I want the ability to add flash graphics in my sidebar damn it.

And while going along merrily at about second 27 I read something about the fact that in several places it is mentioned that occiasionaly people reading my blog see Google Adsense ads and would I be willing to pay MORE to block this feature.

Huh? ANYONE OUT THERE SEEING GOOGLE ADSENSE ADS ON MY BLOG WHEN THEY ARE VISITING?

Let me know…PLEASE let me know if you see ADS when reading my blog!

I was dreaming of Blogger the other night and now realizing this for the first time (ignoring all the obvious places they have been telling me about this feature…) I think I might go back.

And damn straight if they are placing ads on my blog and making MONEY off of my content oh no, no. no sirree. Not kosher with me.

Now I’m off to find this “notice” they have “placed in several areas” to see what’s going on.

Oh look! Scroll to very bottom.

Advertising

To support the service we may occasionally show Google text ads on your blog, however we do this very rarely. In the future you’ll be able to purchase an upgrade to either turn the ads off or show your own ads and make money from your blog.

Grrrr.

Walking on broken glass.

What’s going on?

Broken Blue !

I keep breaking glasses! Is this a sign of good luck or bad luck or just typical clumsy Jen luck?

:(

The madness has to end.

Right after Erin’s wedding I broke my last favourite wine goblet.  Lucky for me, they are pretty cheap at Target. But that goblet has been everywhere with me…sigh.

Blogging with Wine

I also broke one of my pretty brand new fancy Pier One Cherry Blossom Glasses. I bought a set of four with a gift card from my cousin for Christmas, because lord knows I won’t pay $6.60 for one stinking glass. But I loved them so and twas a gift, right? I splurged. Wouldn’t you know it a week or so ago I was sitting on the futon with the nice pretty glass on the arm and something scared giant Simba Cat and WHOOSH! Off the armchair my cat went bringing the glass shattered to pieces to the floor with him.

So sad. So sad. I figured all was sort of well because I still had a set of two and a backup when CHIP! Another one chipped and split in the dish basin right before my very eyes while doing dishes. Many curse words later I accepted I still have two (knocking on wood) and I’m eyeing the for the Clearance sale.

And if that’s not ENOUGH broken glass, a while back I bought a set of 8 general wine goblets for use when company comes over. I have so many SO MANY margarita glasses and champagne glasses and once upon a time I had four giant wine goblets, but I’m heavy on their use…so I bought a nice very reasonably priced set of eight and put them aside. Well, after I broke my favourite wine glass and haven’t yet replaced it I realized I needed something else.  I reached up to the windowsill and CRASH! A FREAKING WINE GLASS CAME DOWN OFF THE SHELF! Not kidding.

I think this is why I had a beer while baking. I didn’t want to break yet another glass.

Best $79.99 plus 8.25% sales tax I’ve ever spent!

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Happy Jen :) by All Things Jennifer

I’ve always felt like I was bigger, stronger, meaner… able to handle the few days (weeks) of icky heat and humidity in the summer enough to NOT need an air conditioner in my home. I caved this year. I had no choice, I mean I’m a bitch. A GRUMPY GRUMPY BITCH when the temp is over 80 degrees and the air is thick and sticky. Not happy. Reverse Seasonal Affective Disorder. Can’t it just be FALL already?

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Daring Bakers July Challenge: Filbert Gateau with Praline Buttercream

Welcome to the Smith Sisters 2nd Daring Bakers Challenge! Hosted by Chris of Mele Cotte. Click on the picture below to find the entire Daring Bakers Blogroll! (Question for the seasoned DBers, how on earth do you choose which blogs to browse? So very very very many people and only 24 hours in a day!) If I must recommend one other roundup besides the Smith Sister listed above, I’d check out Sass and Veracity. I love her, Sass and Veracity! And holy hell what a gorgeous cake she made!

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July Challenge: Filbert Gateau with Praline Buttercream from Great Cakes by Carol Walter.


Oh boy. A cake a cake a cake a cake! I wanted a cake! Wait, a Gateau is a cake right? :)

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What I didn’t want was this many pages of instructions! The recipe itself wasn’t exactly easy to follow. Not a fan. For example in order to make Praline Buttercream you need.

Praline Buttercream
1 recipe Swiss Buttercream
1/3 cup praline paste
1 ½ – 2 Tbsp. Jamaican rum (optional)

(See other recipes that follow for Swiss Buttercream and Praline Paste. Grrrr.)

Anyhow, I wanted to make this cake as close as I could to the letter, but I didn’t have a food processor and knew I needed one for this recipe.And I couldn’t find a 10″ pan anywhere, but in this package of Springform pans. I know so sad right? These challenges are helping me outfit my kitchen as a Proper Baker! Of course having a KITCHENAID MIXER would help the most, but you know…

New Baking Friends

Other items I purchased, a teeny tiny bottle of Grand Mariner and a small bottle of Dark Jamaican Rum.

Liquor

And the other URGENT item needed to complete this challenge?

Small enough to move to a different room!

I had a raincheck from Target for $79.99. DO YOU KNOW WHAT JULY IS LIKE IN WESTERN NEW YORK? How about 90 degrees and 90% humidity? I would not have started this cake without, finally, finding a wee air conditioner (small enough to go room to room with me.)

Now. Ingredients.

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(Note Lil Bear Ron Hawkins iPod and penguin speakers, very important to have good music while baking!)

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And beer. ;)

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The toasted hazelnuts smelled SO GOOD. I didn’t go crazy and shell my own I bought a giant bag of chopped ones. Cheating? Maybe, I dunno

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First time playing with clarified butter.

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And oh how light and fluffy and wonderful my batter turned out!

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I added Orange Zest instead of Lemon Rind since I used orange marmalade and mandarin oranges on top AND IT SMELLED LIKE HEAVEN! (I made the mistake last month of baking my danish braid while cooking other things. I wanted to reap the rewards of the smells this time, so I only made the cake.)

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In the oven it went. Unfortunately, halfway through baking I smelled something burning.  Putting the pan on the lower 3rd of the oven was a BAD IDEA. Next time I will trust my judgment and put it in the middle. I feared the burning smell was the cake. I had maybe 10 minutes left but chose to take the cake from the oven and take a knife to the sides to make sure it wasn’t sticking. It wasn’t. But I think it made the fluffy love fest a little flat.

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The 10′ pan already made my cake thin, but after it went flat? I had no choice but to half it in order to get layers. My folding of the nut mixture into the amazingly light and wonderful batter was nowhere near a fold but a plop and stir. Bet this had something to do with my flat cake but really, how the heck are you supposed to fold nut gook into layers of heavenly smelling batter? Oh wait. I goofed. I added the butter to the nut mixture and then tried to fold! (Just rereading now, it was very late when I was baking this!!! 2am methinks? OOPS!)

Anyhow, here’s the cake. It sat in my refrigerator for a few days.

A FEW DAYS LATER! Must finish last steps.
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I mixed together the Swiss Buttercreme, which smelled delicious and was fluffy and wonderful. No problem with it turning out. I ended up licking the beaters. MMMM!

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On to the praline paste, the brittle was easy to make. It formed a nice powdery mixture.

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I mixed all the other sauces: the orange marmalade and water, the sugar syrup and the chocolate ganache and was ready to assemble. Of course I went in order and made each step not realizing I was supposed to make the chocolate AFTER the cake was in the refrigerator for 30 minutes.

Praline Buttercreme
Praline Dust (not paste) added to Swiss Buttercreme= Praline Buttercreme! Walla!

Topped with Orange Marmalade

This is what my half cake looked like after layering the buttercreme and throwing the orange marmalade on top. Mmmm. Did I mention the buttercreme is rumaliciously delicious?  :)

The recipe now suddenly calls for layers of whipped cream on top of the buttercreme, but since the recipe for whipped creme was not included in the many, many little recipes I chose to opt out. Besides, I didn’t buy enough cream!

Cake in the fridge for 30 minutes…but my chocolate ganache was already mixed and waiting! Would it last the 30 minutes? Ok, more like 20 who am I kidding?

Time to pour! Again, I was impressed it turned out shiny and exactly as it should! My only oops happened because I was impatient (me, never!) and instead of letting the cake cool, I decided to decorate while the chocolate was still drippy. Um, I didn’t take a picture of that mess! And no, you don’t want to see the back side of the cake where my oranges and creme sllllllid down the side. I tried to make it look pretty anyhow, and this is what I came up with. I should have attempted the pasty bag and piping, I just ran out of time and whimped out. Ashamed, yes.

A half hearted decorated-Filbert Gateau with Praline Buttercreme.

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Actually, despite the few goof ups, I really enjoyed making this cake and I will certainly try it again sometime.

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Verdict? Delicious! I only had a few bites but the texture of the gateau and the smoothness of the buttercream really, really, really goes well together! Mark enjoyed it. I caught him with a 2nd piece shortly after the 1st! My few bites had a *kick* to it though, maybe too much alcohol? (I think it’s in 4 different parts of the recipe and anyone who knows me knows I’m generous with the pour.) Mine was certainly an adult cake.

Next time?

I will use two 8″ pans instead of one.

I will add additional layers of the orange marmalade and one of Nutella.

And I will actually try to DECORATE the cake with a pastry bag.

Delicious cake! (And oh, so many eggs! My God how I love eggs, but I was in awe with how many were used.)

After reading though challenges I’ve learned something new and found myself surprised that hazelnuts in many places are hard to find and very expensive. The one vanilla bean I used last month was pricier than my large bag of chopped hazelnuts. And this is a nut I use quite frequently in recipes too, I adore them and thank God I live somewhere they are within my budget and reach. I grew up with a hazelnut tree (we called it our treehouse it was more of a large, sturdy bush) in the backyard, realizing far too late in my childhood that the nut was so much more than something to throw at my brother.  :)

Oops, one last oops. I just read “Refrigerate uncovered for 3-4 hours to allow the cake to set. Remove the cake from the refrigerator at least 3 hours before serving.” Um yeah, didn’t do that. Oops.

And now for the recipe: (Any items in bold were mentioned in my post…)

Filbert Gateau with Praline Buttercream

From Great Cakes by Carol Walter
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Frighteningly accurate.

My horoscope for today. Bah. :(

July 30, 2008
Moving With The Tides

An mood of unpredictability can strike you suddenly today, compelling you to question the relative strength of your relationships. You may feel that the people you care most deeply about aren’t returning your affections as enthusiastically as they once might have. As this likely worries you greatly, you may be tempted to approach them directly with your fears. However, consider that this period of cooling off may simply be a natural lull in your connectivity. Instead of mourning this instability today, try to look on it as an opportunity to spend some time nurturing yourself without having to simultaneously focus on the needs of your loved ones. In time, your relationships will likely regain their usual intensity of warmth.

It is easy to surmise that a cooling friendship or familial connection is indicative of its inevitable end. It is far more difficult to convince oneself that the end is not near. If we trust that the shared emotions that link us to our loved ones are sound, we can move forward, joyfully anticipating the day when our mutual esteem will once again reach maximum strength. In the meantime, we sustain our bonds through unwavering trust and unflappable tenderness. Your insecurities regarding your relationships will vanish today when you learn to have faith that changes in your relationships are natural.

Sigh…  :(

National Cheesecake Day!

cheesecake for Lianna!

Hurrah for National Cheesecake Day!!!

National Cheesecake Day! by you.

To kick-off the anniversary celebration and in commemoration of National Cheesecake Day on July 30th, 2008, The Cheesecake Factory restaurants will offer every delicious slice of its more than 30 varieties of cheesecake with a dollop of nostalgia by featuring all cheesecakes at $1.50 per slice, limit one per guest, dine in only, on that day as they were when the restaurant first opened in 1978.

Eyeeyeye!

Damn eye phobia!

Last night I was casually reading the book Comfortably Numb: How Psychiatry Is Medicating a Nation. La la la. Great book. Not a light read. Tons of facts and figures and footnotes and me reading out loud to Mark in outrage. And suddenly I get to a paragraph talking about history of brain science and lobotomy and I see the following words appear in the same sentence…

“Sharp needle. Eyeball. Brain…and I think I read Poke.”

And I screamed. Literally screeched and threw the book from the futon.

SEVERAL minutes later I’m a little calmer, I picked up the book, body utterly tense…and asked Mark to read the paragraph (to himself) that I’m sort of pointing at to see when I’m safe to read again.

Still freaking out knowing the words I processed on the page before me, I speak of the incident in chopped sentences without breathing “why. would. do. that?” And he tells me it wasn’t through the EYE but the EYE SOCKET (AND I JUST HAD A HARD TIME EVEN WRITING THAT!!! MUST NOT THINK ABOUT THIS!)

So interestingly enough, I’m sitting here right now at the computer while Mark is watching Mythbusters about sharks…and I hear the narrator talk about attacking the shark by…poking…them…in…the…

EYE!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Update: THEY JUST SAID IT AGAIN. I screamed out loud. Mark is not amused. I need to go to bed.

Pants off.

Mark: Did you go drinking tonight?

Me (thinking to self): Um, NO you know I was at work, and I know I was about 90 minutes later than I originally said but…

Me: No. Why?

Mark: Because you took your pants off as soon as you got home.

Ah, sadly enough…not drinks, just the stuffy house which made me take a shower as soon as I walked in the door. In fact, I’m still without pants, just a towel.

Before I make it to blogher…

I better get me a laptop. Some blogger I am right? I’m very seriously considering one of these little Asus Surf guys one of these days. I know someone who has one and he had only good things to say. I just need access to internet and something to throw in my NEW BUFFALO BILLS MESSENGER BAG (from Erin! THANK YOU!!!)

Blogher 09 conference. On that list of things to do one of these days…

Wah, talk about me! No, talk about me! No one’s talking about me!

I could blog for 3 days straight and still have 1000 things to say. Things I’ve missed this week?

I have CNN playing in background right now and I just heard a snippet about McCain feeling left out of all the media coverage. I know this was mentioned in local news, but um, John McCain was in BUFFALO on Monday and didn’t even allow for an interview. Of course grabbing a quick million from WNY isn’t newsworthy and politically speaking why would he spend time in New York anyhow, other than to grab money from Republicans to spend in states that matter. But c’mon, Barack Obama was on his world tour, no crap it’s a little more newsworthy. Why can’t everyone just let it be?