Daring Bakers August Challenge: Chocolate Éclairs

Welcome to the Smith Sisters 3rd Daring Bakers Challenge! Chocolate Desserts By Pierre Hermé: Chocolate Éclairs. Click here for the entire Daring Bakers Blogroll.

Daring Bakers

Note to self: If you choose to do your Daring Bakers Challenge the first week it comes out, make sure to blog about it right away. My memory is lacking, so I shall try to the pictures do the talking.

Ingredients

The beginning. See, that was easy! Ok. I remember being excited about this recipe because I already had everything I needed to make eclairs, so I did them right away.

The first step was making the Pâte à Choux (cream puff dough.) LOTS OF EGGS. And I love the part in the recipe where it clearly states I should be using *a stand mixer* to finish this recipe “ or if you still have the energy, continue by hand.”

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Cream Puff Dough

• ½ cup whole milk
• ½ cup water
• 1 stick unsalted butter, cut into 8 pieces
• ¼ teaspoon sugar
• ¼ teaspoon salt
• 1 cup all-purpose flour
• 5 large eggs, at room temperature

1) In a heavy bottomed medium saucepan, bring the milk, water, butter, sugar and salt to the
boil.

2) Once the mixture is at a rolling boil, add all of the flour at once, reduce the heat to medium and start to stir the mixture vigorously with a wooden spoon. The dough comes together very quickly. Do not worry if a slight crust forms at the bottom of the pan, it’s supposed to. You need to carry on stirring for a further 2-3 minutes to dry the dough. After this time the dough will be very soft and smooth.

3) Transfer the dough into a bowl of a mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, or using your
handmixer or if you still have the energy, continue by hand. Add the eggs one at a time,
beating after each egg has been added to incorporate it into the dough. You will notice that after you have added the first egg, the dough will separate, once again do not worry. As you keep working the dough, it will come back all together again by the time you have added the third egg. In the end the dough should be thick and shiny and when lifted it should fall back into the bowl in a ribbon.

4) The dough should be still warm. It is now ready to be used for the éclairs as directed above.

So now, I’m supposed to take this luscious dough and pipe it from a bag. My bag was limp and pathetic and made rows that were too thin, so I tried to double up. Won’t do this next time.

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Chocolate Éclairs

• Cream Puff Dough (see below for recipe), fresh and still warm

1) Preheat your oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Divide the oven into thirds by
positioning the racks in the upper and lower half of the oven. Line two baking sheets with
waxed or parchment paper.

2) Fill a large pastry bag fitted with a 2/3 (2cm) plain tip nozzle with the warm cream puff dough. Pipe the dough onto the baking sheets in long, 4 to 41/2 inches (about 11 cm) chubby fingers. Leave about 2 inches (5 cm) space in between each dough strip to allow them room to puff.

3) Slide both the baking sheets into the oven and bake for 7 minutes. After the 7 minutes, slip the handle of a wooden spoon into the door to keep in ajar. When the éclairs have been in the oven for a total of 12 minutes, rotate the sheets top to bottom and front to back. Continue baking for a further 8 minutes or until the éclairs are puffed, golden and firm. The total baking time should be approximately 20 minutes.

Yep! They came out and SMELLED SO GOOD. And tasted really good too, although I thought they were a little *eggy* which to me was a good thing. I imagined putting sausage and cheese and egg on these little puffs of goodness another day…

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They did go a little flat in cooling, but I think this was more because of the thin layers I made rather than the jumping up and down in my kitchen over the success of making my first Pâte à Choux. ;)

Now this is where it became a little much for me. And I should have known. HOLY CHOCOLATE. So much chocolate. TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE. I’m not the hugest fan of chocolate and I think the next 27 steps were chocolate overload for me.

Again, lots of eggs. Long process. But OH MY GOD WAS IT WORTH IT. Very tasty. My pastry creme turned out perfect. And I somehow had a lot left over…

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Chocolate Pastry Cream

• 2 cups whole milk
• 4 large egg yolks
• 6 tbsp sugar
• 3 tablespoons cornstarch, sifted
• 7 oz bittersweet chocolate, preferably Velrhona Guanaja, melted
• 2½ tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature

1) In a small saucepan, bring the milk to a boil.  In the meantime, combine the yolks, sugar and cornstarch together and whisk in a heavy‐bottomed saucepan.

2) Once the milk has reached a boil, temper the yolks by whisking a couple spoonfuls of the hot milk into the yolk mixture. Continue whisking and slowly pour the rest of the milk into the tempered yolk mixture.

3) Strain the mixture back into the saucepan to remove any egg that may have scrambled.  Place the pan over medium heat and whisk vigorously (without stop) until the mixture returns to a boil. Keep whisking vigorously for 1 to 2 more minutes (still over medium heat).Stir in the melted chocolate and then remove the pan from the heat.

4) Scrape the pastry cream into a small bowl and set it in an ice‐water bath to stop the cooking process. Make sure to continue stirring the mixture at this point so that it  remains smooth.

5) Once the cream has reached a temperature of 140 F remove from the ice‐water bath and stir in the butter in three or four installments. Return the cream to the ice‐water bath to continue cooling, stirring occasionally, until it has completely cooled. The cream is now ready to use or store in the fridge.

Last step, chocolate glaze…

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Chocolate Glaze

• 1/3 cup heavy cream
• 3½ oz bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped
• 4 tsp unsalted butter, cut into 4 pieces, at room temperature
• 7 tbsp Chocolate Sauce (recipe below), warm or at room temperature

1) In a small saucepan, bring the heavy cream to a boil. Remove from the heat and slowly begin to add the chocolate, stirring with a wooden spoon or spatula.

2) Stirring gently, stir in the butter, piece by piece followed by the chocolate sauce.

Chocolate Sauce

• 4½ oz bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped
• 1 cup water
• ½ cup crème fraîche, or heavy cream
• 1/3 cup sugar

1) Place all the ingredients into a heavy‐bottomed saucepan and bring to a boil, making sure to stir constantly.  Then reduce the heat  to low and continue stirring with a wooden spoon until the sauce thickens.

2) It may take 10‐15 minutes for the sauce to thicken, but you will know when it is done when it coats the back of your spoon.

And now, assembly!

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Assembling the éclairs:

• Chocolate glaze
• Chocolate pastry cream

1) Slice the éclairs horizontally, using a serrated knife and a gently sawing motion. Set aside the bottoms and place the tops on a rack over a piece of parchment paper.

2) The glaze should be barely warm to the touch (between 95 – 104 degrees F or 35 – 40
degrees C, as measured on an instant read thermometer). Spread the glaze over the tops of
the éclairs using a metal icing spatula. Allow the tops to set and in the meantime fill the
bottoms with the pastry cream.

3) Pipe or spoon the pastry cream into the bottoms of the éclairs. Make sure you fill the bottoms with enough cream to mound above the pastry. Place the glazed tops onto the pastry cream and wriggle gently to settle them.

WALLA!!! A ridiculously rich chocolate confection. Far too much so for my liking, but the Mark seemed to eat the rest of them without a problem.

A bite

I will certainly use again with modifications. Both the Pâte à Choux and the Chocolate Pastry Cream were amazingly delicious.

John McCain picks Sarah Palin for V.P.

John McCain picks Sarah Palin for V.P.

Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska.

44 years old.

Hot damn. What an amazing roller coaster this Presidential race has been.

McCain and the Republicans just balanced out the ticket. Sarah Palin seems honestly like a good fit for McCain, for the little I know about her “reformer and whistleblower” and socially conservative credentials…and she doesn’t own several mansions.

Great choice for John McCain.

And a clean sweep of the young/old, experienced/not experienced, insider/outsider race/gender fields.

And not not not not NOT ROMNEY! Holy crap.

My initial thoughts:

I think she is a Mini Me McCain. With a vagina. Who wasn’t tortured. Pretty along the same lines of thinking, very conservative socially. BUT she was lifted into politics not from high, but from the PTA to the Mayor’s office to Governor. Talk about relating to the heartland of America. Guns! Unions! Hard working mother of FIVE!

Politically brilliant move if you ask me and not because of the disaffected Hillary voters. Palin rakes in the conservative base without being Huckabee. And she’s enough of an outsider not a Bush clone/Romney type to keep the *other* Republicans happy hopeful as well.

I don’t get at all the people who think he picked a woman to bring the Hillary supporters to his side. ANY WOMAN in their right left mind who voted for Hillary would run, run far away from this conservative woman.

That said however Sarah Palin is a woman, who just had a baby in APRIL and looks fantastic, so of course, great timing.

And working the news cycle… Flawless. McCain didn’t leak the story during Obama’s big moment, he released a congratulation ad and then BAM! Not quite like the “will he won’t he when will he I didn’t get my text message” announcement during an early Saturday morn before the convention last week.

I don’t think McCain’s VP pick needs to be “experienced” to balance the ticket. John McCain has experience. (Republicans are already stating the obvious that Palin has executive experience that the other three do not.) Obama can’t argue this issue too much because HE is the one running for President with little *experience.* McCain surely can’t keep slamming Obama on this now either but the damage and doubts placed on this issue were already made before the VP selection. The slate is wiped clean…new issue.

We all know GW was elected to two terms as PRESIDENT with a few years of *experience* under his belt.

McCain made a changeish*move (although from what it seems she falls in line with his thinking…) While Obama, candidate of change played it safe/solid and went with a pick that, well, I think de-energized quite a few of his supporters.

I’m loving it.

The thought is not lost from me that no matter who I eventually choose, my vote doesn’t amount to a hill of beans. I live in New York State and New York State is a Blue State. But I think Sarah Palin could get the Purple State Republicans in the right frame of mind.

Don’t forget… the VP really doesn’t make that much of a difference anyway, people vote for the top of the ticket. But I think McCain wins the *excitement* factor with his choice hands down.

Roll Call

Disclaimer: As with, All Things, Jennifer…Mark might have a different view of how this went down without as much humor and a lot more tolerance for the bitchy/ranty irrational Jen. Just putting that out there.

I came home from work tonight, exhausted. Wow, busybusybusy few days. Back to back work that must get done followed by more work after work and then meetings after work and then meetings before work. So exhausted.

And now I have a toothache. Not happy.

So tonight, I’m home free with a meeting cancellation. I’m super edgy, my tooth hurts. And I turn on C-Span of course just in time for the Roll Call. I can see Mark rolling his eyes from the computer (not really)…“but Arrested Development is on chann..oh God, she’s really going to watch this whole thing?”

<fantasy> This is the part where I imagine Mark smiling inside saying “THAT’S MY GIRL!” :) <end/fantasy>

So while I shouted lots of things to the teevee about no one really caring about Montana or the introduction of the first woman chairperson of some state with less than 27 votes who waxes her legs, Mark was on the computer. After the Roll Call…I asked nicely (while trying not to twitch on information overload that I needed to download) if I could just *tweet* a few things…I love LOVE following people on Twitter Search during these live events and was itchy not being able to put anything up!

Jennifer Smith allthingsjen History. Can’t believe the U.S. is so far behind the rest of the world, about time.

Jennifer Smith allthingsjen Oh Hillary, that had to be hell. But as I think you know, you paved the way for your nomination in 4 yrs.

Jennifer Smith allthingsjen I lose a little respect for every state that talks about their sports teams when casting their delegate count. C’mon.

Mark then kindly asked if I was planning on watching the speeches tonight and I thought OFCOURSEIAMWATCHINGEVERYSECOND but the more I thought about it…the more agitated, physically agitated I was over the prospect of WATCHING the speeches and not being able to use my little chublet fingers on the keyboard while watching. I was actually feeling anxiety, physical and real. (Hello, need rest much?)

So I asked Mark if he preferred the computer or TV (because I am the first to bitch about total media consumption by one person in the middle room) and he said I can watch the speeches and he would use the computer. Reasonable? Right? I thought so, but my brain was screaming

WHYAMISOANXIOUSRIGHTNOWNEEDCOMPUTERANDTVTOMAKEITTHROUGHALLTHESPEECHES…I should be going to bed. Correction, first I should call my friend Mary (such a bad friend I am, seriously) and then I should go to bed.

I went into the bedroom in an attempt to calm myself before coming back out to the *real world* and hours and hours of speeches…

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Minority and PROUD OF IT!

I just realized I firmly identify myself with the *not so silent* political junkie/blogging minority.

Damn. Only 9% of the U.S. population is watching the convention.

9%? In my world of peeps I’d like to think it’s closer to 50%. Oh WATCH. Hmmm. Watching? Or following the news coverage?

And I read somewhere recently (Oh wait, it was here!) that only 2% of Buffalonians read BLOGS.

Good lord. 2%? I’d say of the people I know in Buffalo about 80% read blogs.

I’m in a serious minority. And I thank GOD that Al Gore invented the internets (see I can use the phrase internets and it doesn’t bother me) so I don’t have to feel alone in the harsh, harsh reality of my political blogging junkie 9%/2% world.

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Fail, fails.

Note to self: This is the first and last time you will ever make a reference the the God awful phrase that annoys you so every time you see it, nope more than annoys, makes you cringe with horror….moving on.

Alan posted this really, really ironic funny ha-ha I wish I was in 6th grade again guess the planners didn’t think of THAT, picture from a blog called, (ugh) Failblog.

I can’t even link, the thought there is an entire blog out there dedicated to fail makes me want to cry and eat a lot of greasy pizza to make the hurt go away. Ugh because the idea of using the internet phenom Fail and putting it into it’s very own blog makes me CRINGE WITH HORROR. How did this phrase catch on? Why on earth do people use it? Will it ever end?

I was laughing my over-scheduled ass off at work when I saw this post. So of course I sent it along to the peeps in the office. After a few minutes…I hear a little snickering. But get this question.

“I don’t get it, Fail? What’s fail?”

Inside my head: I DON’T GET IT EITHER I HATE THE FAIL FAD DIE FAIL DIE! PLEASE!!!

A few sentences trying to explain fail and I realized that people outside of the blog world, just aren’t going to get it and think it’s sort of, um, dumb.

Inside my head: ME TOO! It’s not just the non bloggers, I’m a pretty prolific blogger and I hate the term HATE THE TERM! FAIL! FAILS!

I come home from work with Mark excited to share the photo and the same thing happens. “I get it, but why Fail? What’s Fail…oh, it’s an internet thing, right?

Sigh. Right. An internet thing that must die. Is there anyone else out there that CRINGES when they see the ridiculous phrase FAIL? I know *too* many people and blogs that use it and I just wonder, for the love of all that is holy will it ever end?

End. But still snickering over the picture… ;)

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