Talk about a heartbreaking realization:
Male Friend: I am having trouble getting work done.
Me: I can see why (I mean not see why, where are her boobs?)
Male Friend (who I thought liked my boobs): Boobs are overrated.
Me: Great.
Male Friend: I’m just saying you have to consider the entire package.
Me: Good to know. I’ve been hoping they would be my saving grace all this time.
