Monthly Archives: January 2011

01.31.11
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Hogs Gone Wild and other Tales of the TeeVee

Disclaimer: THIS IS WHY I DON’T OWN A TV!

Me: “Is this a SERIES? Or a one-time TV show?”

He Who Makes Me Smile (with unfortunate taste in bad TV):  Searching for remote to record program…”I think a series.”

A SERIES? About Wild Hogs and the attempt to capture them?

No wait…let me get this straight, there is a Discovery Channel TV SERIES about Wild Hogs?

Yes, yes there is.

HOGS GONE WILD

Hogs Gone Wild is a new adrenaline-packed series taking viewers to the front lines in the war against an increasingly destructive and invasive enemy: the feral hog.

Now I did NOT watch this show, I was playing with the computer while it was on in the background HOWEVER it looked to me as if the show was about WILD HOGS and people trying to stop them by using dogs etc. I’m not sure WHY they sent DOGS to get the wild hogs when there are GUNS TO SHOOT THEM but I think SHOOTING WILD HOGS might not make for an entire SERIES on the Discovery Channel and perhaps might be better suited for a video game instead.

What on earth don’t they have on TV these days?

01.31.11
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DAMN CAT!

As usual Sasha Kitten was crying to go outside. I opened the window and he refused to go out. 10 minutes later I opened another window and he refused to go out. An HOUR later (still crying of course) I opened the same window and he went outside.

About 5 minutes later he was crying to be let back indoors. I open the door…he comes running in the apartment and RIGHT BACK TO THE WINDOW THAT IS STILL OPEN and jumps right back outside.

Damn cat.