“Um, Jenny? You left the water running in the sink and now the kitchen is flooded.”
“Oops.”
“What are you going to do when we have kids? Forget you left them in the bathtub?”
“There’s a big difference between a TURKEY and a baby!”
“Well, they are about the same size…”
22 pound turkey roasting in the oven. Basting with Peach Wine. Mmmmm.
I know someone else who leaves sinks running…
Plus pulling your kids out of the freezer will grab you a visit from either CPS or Johny Law, depending on how long they were in there in the first place.
And no, I’m not speaking from experience-just a rational conjecture. Why do you ask?