HWMMS: Wife! What’s for lunch?
Me: Green shakes and…
HWMMS: Egg mess! I love Jenny’s egg mess.
(Egg Mess: Scrambled eggs with whatever I find in the fridge and veggies. This time it was green beans, parsley, brown rice cooked in chicken broth.)

While the sentiment was loving, I feel like the name egg mess needs a little work…
“Green Eggs and Hold the Spam.” That or, “Eggs with Garbage Bowl.”