Yesterday HWMMS decided he wanted to go to Target. Why? To look at the new movie selection…(also because I told him no to Best Buy to look at the new movie selection because Best Buy is STUPID expensive. Who buys anything from Best Buy?)
I should have known we were in for and adventure when he grabbed a cart.
A cart? For a movie? Oh boy…
As in all good marriages we compromise at Target by him going his way (movies & toys) and me going my way (everything else) and we meet somewhere in the middle. HWMMS found me in the bike section salivating over this bike, but they only had it in the men’s version at the store already assembled.
In the cart? Two Tee-Shirts (one involving bacon), A CD—The Who’s Greatest Hits and something else not memorable. I had a cute houndstooth hat in my hand.
THIS IS WHERE I MADE THE MISTAKE. I said “let’s go look at the Fall decorations in the back of the store.” I meant FALL not scary Halloween but it seemed like everything Target had involved skulls, gravestones or giant spiders.
Exhibit #1: GIANT LIGHT UP SKULL
Exhibit #2: RANDOM MASK WHICH MATCHES NICE SHIRT
HWMMS bought a medium sized skeleton instead. And currently he is displayed with the Mistress.