How do I look? He asked...

HWMMS: How do I look?

Me: (Laughing. Loudly.) Like a hot mess.

And I do believe that is the first time I’ve ever said the phrase HOT MESS before.

But, it’s a funny hot mess right? I mean he has to wear the pink shirt because that is WFTDA sanctioned colors for the QCRG bout tonight. And the bacon socks are obvious, his derby name is Free Bacon. Also, I cannot tell a lie…I asked him to go get the Jayne hat to put on because it truly makes the outfit that much better. But those camo shorts? Oh those lovely camo shorts…he never takes off. Ever. Unless he switches into his 25 year old hunter green sweatpants for lounging around the house.

And to think, I’m Mrs. Bacon. One lucky gal!