2. Jon Stewart
Who would be on YOUR list?
2. Jon Stewart
Who would be on YOUR list?
I ran out of things to read on the interwebs! HELP!
So, the first mindless page i click…People.com.
WHY did I think this would be a good idea?
Let’s take a look at some of the headline links.
I would’ve added WHOA to the end of that headline.
Ugh. When an American Hero joins Dancing with the Stars, the terrorists win. Also, why do I know what DWTS is without clicking! Bad Jen.
Why smitten seems to be a normal thing for someone getting married right? Why is this a story?
THANK GOD! Now I can find out what color Pottery Barn towels this couple gave that couple for a wedding present.
Now I can go to sleep satisfied.
Oh, the luxurious life of celebrities. More support from her ex in a month than I make in a year.
Ms Rogers will receive monthly payments of $30,741 in spousal support and $9,027 to raise their son.
What a cutie pie. Isla Fisher is amazingly goregous…I’m glad the wee one looks just like her and not daddy.
Seriously? Chicken Soup for the American Lover Idol’s Soul? Oh, just wait and see the FULL TITLE.
According to the commercial “we’re more excited about this book than any other book we’ve ever had.”
Really? These people need to get a more exciting life.
As found on the Best Week Ever Blog.
“So exactly how many souls has American Idol claimed? Apparently, enough for an entire book.”
Can someone please bring down this empire? Both American Idol and Chicken Soup for the Soul, either or, both, whichever I’m not picky. Oh and that poor, poor person who sings about the book at the end of the commercial with a whole bunch of soulful “oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh…yeah’s” at the end.
Future titles that might make me change my mind include:
Chicken Soup for the Chicken Soup Haters Soul?
Chicken Soup for the Misguided Four Diamond Hookers Soul?
Chicken Soup for the Celebrity Mom Who’s Teen Daughter Went *Juno* Soul?
Chicken Soup for the Presidential Candidate Who’s Still Not Ahead in Delegates But Delusional Soul?
Addendum: Oh God. I had no idea. Someone REALLY needs to make this nonsense end. Did ya all know you could buy Chicken Soup for the Pet Lover’s Soul PET FOOD? Oh the horrors of being a blogger and finding such information, I only do this for the blog dear readers. I do it all for you.
How about creating a line of painkillers?
Chicken Soup for the Chicken Soup for Pet Lovers Pet Food Soul Painkillers
BufBloPoFo Topic for Day 4: Who would play you in a movie? Who would play me?
Who would play me in a movie? Hm.
Ha! When I was with my wee niece a few weeks back somehow we ended up watching a quick Mary Katherine Gallagher skit om YouTube (I think we were looking for *Manna, Manna” which she laughs and laughs and laughs at) and Little A pointed and said “Aunt Jenny!”
Um, yes, I wear glasses have a penchant for Catholic schoolgirl outfits and pigtails and fall down a lot but…well? Yeah, I can see the resemblance.
Mark’s answer was “the woman from that legal show…no wait, you know that girl in the movie we just caught recently about the two blonde airheads that had a reunion…”
“No, the one with school spirit.”
Oh, Camryn Manheim. But my GOD, not as the girl from Romy and Michelle that had the school spirit! Oy! How about this Camryn instead?
I was thinking more of Jennifer Garner in a fat suit, but you know, whatever.
Who do you think?
Ok, Linda Lu just showed me this video David Blaine Street Magic courtesy of YouTube.
“What the F David Blaine!”
There are about four different videos in case you need more. And you will, oh yes you will.
Ah Saturday. THANK GOD for Saturday!
Last night Mark and I found ourselves chatting about books. Literature, you know good solid stuff that we haven’t talked about in ages. (He’s recently finished “A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius” by Dave Eggers and “The Crack Up” by F. Scott Fitzgerald and “The Romantic Manifesto” by Ayn Rand and is currently reading “Love in the Time of Cholera” by Gabriel García Márquez.) Just talking about all these books and authors made me want to lock myself indoors and read for a week straight.
Last night I had a dream that I was in the living room of the Rock of Love 2 set, lounging on furniture with Bret, telling him this very story. And later I found myself back in the home I used to babysit for over the summer, which just happened to be the Aunt/Uncle of my first boyfriend. Don’t know why, but I was there visiting. Someone came up to me and asked if we were all out picking cherries that day and then I remember seeing Richy standing off to the side thinking I hadn’t seen him in, what 15 years? And that’s all I remember. (Um, ok? Bret Michaels and my First Boyfriend?)
Last night I went to a Home & Garden party hosted by Samantha. I told her I really couldn’t afford to purchase anything right now…and then I went and won the *raffle* which allowed for me to get $16 in merchandise for free. I found these delightful chubby rustic looking red angels for $14. (Although I liked these angels better, but they were $10 more.)
Anyhow. I now leave thee with my kitty cats lounging around this Saturday Afternoon. I hope everyone is having a relaxing day!
HAS THE MOST EXCELLENT 80′s SOUNDTRACK EVER.
Yes, that was Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant and excellent soundtrack in the same sentence folks. I think the thing I like the best about this show is the background music. And you can hear and get all the songs over here at Rhapsody.com!
I just saw this photo on Daily Mail and thought it had to be photoshopped. My Goodness!