Dear everyone who knows me in real life,
Please don’t invite me to any party that sells anything: Candles, Prepackaged Foods, Pots & Pans, Hanging Things On Walls with Flowers and Landscapes, Makeup, Skin Products, Tupperware, Purses, Jewelry…all of it. No thank you. And, no thank you. Even if I don’t have to buy anything, I still don’t want to be invited. I’m 99.9% sure I’m going to ignore the invite. In that .01% chance that I do respond, I’m gonna say no thank you.
But this doesn’t mean I don’t love you. Or like you. (Ok, at least most of you…hahaha.)