Media Hype, Hype?

Not sure what I dislike more…the media hype about an upcoming event or the post-media-hype hype story when the event doesn’t occur.

I’ve been pretty much offline since Thursday with friends from Boston and Philly in town and having waaaaay too much fun and zero access to media. No computer. No radio. No news. Nothing. Until this morning, where the story is apparently the non-story. I might throw the radio out the window.

All I know is both my friends from out of town had to figure out alternative transportation home.

I hope everyone out there is ok.

Any news? I have 4 days worth of catching up to do!

Randomments

Verdict: GUILTY. (Really? I’m shocked…Eye for an Eye anyone?

How cute. AOL tries to remain relevant by buying a link celebrity gossipy…oh sorry, news site. Have fun together. Dwindle away to nothingness now please both of you.

Why exactly was Mayor Brown invited to watch the Super Bowl at the White House?

So much I could say but won’t—Catholic Church okays new confession app for iPhone

Could. Not. Possibly. Be. Joan. Rivers. Right?

This makes me really dislike Disney. (Is that Unamerican to say?) Or perhaps the hospitals that are letting Disney in the maternity ward to begin with. “To get that mom thinking about her family’s first park experience before her baby is even born is a home run.”

Jules Verne gets a Google doodle?

Swagga?

There are so many things wrong with this video clip I don’t know where to start. Ok, that’s a lie.

Start.

1. CNN? Really? Cable News Network? And to think I once thought of you as, smart news. Years ago. Waaaay before the hologram.

2. “Our WHITE CAMERAMAN?” Oh Kyra, really?

3.  “Swagga is like Swagg-er with a little more flav-a?” This pains me.

Should I go on?

4. Hug. It. Out. (Does anyone have any bleach for my eyes, please?)

Thanks for the link Stallion. :)

Small Town News

I love headlines like this…I need to read the WSJ Best of the Web everyday.

“Deer Prance Through Field on a Chilly Spring Morning”–headline, Post-Standard (Syracuse, N.Y.), March 24

Lil Brother, Shaggy…you can top this right?

And this one just made me laugh. And totally crave a Ted’s Foot Long…

“Non-Kosher Hot Dog Incites Rage at Jewish Eatery”–headline, WCBS-TV Web site (New York), March 23, 2009

AIG UGH

AIG Said To Receive Access to More Cash

American International Group will gain access to $30 billion more in taxpayer money as part of another restructuring of its federal bailout, sources involved in the negotiations said yesterday. It marks the fourth time the government has stepped in to help the ailing insurance giant since September.

The reworked plan is aimed in part at helping AIG avert a potential disaster as it announces the biggest quarterly corporate loss in history this morning — more than $60 billion for the fourth quarter of 2008, according to sources who spoke on condition of anonymity because the results had not yet been released. The government reaction is rooted in the idea that a collapse of AIG, which has ties to nearly every major financial institution in the world, would endanger the entire economy.

News

I’m not gonna lie. The news terrifies me. I don’t want to read. I don’t want to listen. I don’t want to know.

Thank you God. I have a job and an extra job too. Thank you thank you thank you thank you.

Thank you.

That said, this article was one I had no choice but to read. Not about the stimulus, which causes me great distress…

Instead it’s about: The Goracle. He he. Goracle. Love it. Article well worth the read.

Mostly, however, the lawmakers took turns asking the Goracle for advice, as if playing with a Magic 8 Ball.

Call me crazy…

But when I heard this story coming home from work on NPR I thought twice about my habit of listening to NPR.

Unemployed Without Benefits: A Couple’s Struggle

Let’s pretend all you know about the story is this headline. Would you presume the story would involve a woman who was used to making $80-$100K a YEAR who is married to someone who RETIRED AT 60? And pays $1500 per month out of pocket for health insurance.

Um, yeah.

Boo fucking hoo.

Really NPR? Let me show you the plight of people who are unemployed without benefits.

I’m not shocked, but saddened that THIS is the couple they chose to profile.

Yeah, I’m not done.

“The largest group of people that do not qualify for unemployment insurance are the nontraditional employees,” says Howard Rosen, a labor market expert with the Peterson Institute for International Economics. He says millions who are not full-time, permanent employees are out of luck.

A growing number of people who are consultants, self-employed, temporary employees, part-time employees — a whole plethora of different kinds of arrangements — are not currently eligible for assistance, Rosen says.

RIGHT. Like waitresses/waiters/bartenders, home health care aids, PT clerks at a grocery store, date entry temp workers.

No, not in this story in this story they choose to feature…

Among this group are Barbara and Gary Ratner. Gary Ratner completed a doctorate in biochemistry from Emory University. Barbara Ratner has been a self-employed architectural illustrator since 1990, when she was laid off from a company in Atlanta.

“And I actually never had to worry about work,” Barbara Ratner says. “The phone just kept ringing. It was — it was like magic.”

She had so much work when she was laid off, she didn’t apply for unemployment benefits. Now, because she’s self-employed, she doesn’t qualify for them.

Um. Yeah. Wait, it does get better.

“I’m beginning to identify with the frog in the pan of water where someone turned the heat up and it took me a while to realize that yes, this isn’t like it has been before — and I don’t know where it’s going,” she says.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Um, let me tell you a story or twenty my friend about what a frog in a pan of water really feels like.

The Ratners have already pulled nearly $10,000 from their retirement account. They are cutting back where they can — eliminating a phone line and canceling memberships to civic groups. Gary Ratner decided to retire late last year. And because they’re in their 60s and do not have a group health plan, the couple pays $1,500 a month for health insurance.

How they chose to profile a family who chooses to eliminated memberships to civic groups instead of choosing NOT TO PAY THEIR ELECTRIC BILL for a month, is seriously beyond me.Um, how many Americans who are unemployed don’t even have ANY KIND of a retirement account.

I’m not suggesting that this isn’t a difficult transition for this couple. But come freaking on NPR, let’s welcome ourselves into the REAL world for a change.

I’m embarassed to be a faithful listener after hearing this story.

Gary Ratner is hoping to get a biochemistry fellowship, while his wife continues to look for work. And both hope that President-elect Barack Obama’s economic plan will create new jobs and ultimately turn the economy around.

Thank God for President Obama who will save them.

For shame, NPR. For shame.