“Um, Jenny? You left the water running in the sink and now the kitchen is flooded.”
“Oops.”
“What are you going to do when we have kids? Forget you left them in the bathtub?”
“There’s a big difference between a TURKEY and a baby!”
“Well, they are about the same size…”
22 pound turkey roasting in the oven. Basting with Peach Wine. Mmmmm.
Mine?
I choose multi-grain good for you bread toasted…take a dab of butter and toss some turkey around in the frying pan, then slab Miracle Whip (light) on one side of the bread and a piece of cheese on the other. Sprinkle a wee bit of salt and…
Mmmmm.
I would have taken a photo, but the damn sandwich was too good. Maybe next time.
Next time: 
